- Question: What is always coming, but never arrives?Ans: Tomorrow
- Question: What can be broken, but is never held?Ans: promise
- Question: What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?Ans: Fire
- Question: What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?Ans: Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
- Question: What can one catch that is not thrown?Ans: cold
- Question: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?Ans: secret
- Question: If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?Ans: Survivors are not buried.
- Question: If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?Ans: No time, because the wall is already built.
- Question: If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?Ans: The 4 you took away
- Question: If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?Ans: The match
- Question: If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?Ans: a-l-b-u-m-e-n or e-g-g w-h-i-t-e
- Question: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?Ans: No, but since he is dead it would be hard to do so.
- Question: If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?Ans: There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor.
- Question: How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?Ans: He kicked it up.
- Question: How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?Ans: He was bald.
- Question: If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?Ans: An electric train has no smoke.
- Question: How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?Ans: The two survivors were married.
- Question: What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?Ans: Day breaks and night falls
- Question: Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?Ans: All the months have 28 days.
- Question: “The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying?Ans: Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.
- Question: Uncle Bill’s farm had a terrible storm and all but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive?Ans: Seven
- Question: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?Ans: A widow
- Question: What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?Ans: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush
- Question: What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?Ans: Stairs
- Question: What is it that goes up, but never comes down?Ans: Age
- Question: What happened when the wheel was invented?Ans: It caused a revolution.
- Question: What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?Ans: coin
- Question: Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?Ans: The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
- Question: Of you sit a cup on the table facing south while you are on the north side of the table, on which side is the cup’s handle?Ans: No matter which way the cup is turned, the handle is always on the outside.
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